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CarlSanders

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Hey, everyone! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
 

CarlSanders

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So this bear walks into a bar..

The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."

The bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"
 

CarlSanders

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Two men are talking about their new year's resolutions..

Man #1: My new year's resolution was to get my wife pregnant.

Man #2: Woah, that was my resolution too!

Man #1: Really? I didn't know you were married...

Man #2: I'm not.

Man #1: Then how was your new year's resolution to get your wife pregnant?

Man #2: I was talking about your wife.
 

CarlSanders

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If I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan..

Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat. ‬
 
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US 1214

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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

...

Yarg thinks it be thy “R”, but t’is actually thy “sea”.

:D
 
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