Be a Champion in South America !!!!

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  1. Dr._Loser

    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Now you can be a Champion !!!!!

    Hi everybody.
    Since january 2008 there is not Laser factories in South America.
    So we have not replacements parts or new boats.
    The only way to buy them is from U.S. and a boat costs u$s 8.000.-

    That's why in ARG are two full homologated boats, one in Chile, another in Perú and
    probably six in Brazil.

    If you are at the bottom of the ranking and you were born to win,
    come to South America and be sure you will be a CHAMPION !!!

    And the most important is return home with a trophy made by these guys !!!!!

    [Link Removed]

    Best regards.
    Dr. Loser

    P.D.: Do not forget to bring your own boat !!!!!


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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    (Versión en Español para los cabecitasnegras del Tercer Mundo)


    Ahora usted puede ser un Campeón !!!!!

    Hola a todos.
    Desde enero del 2008, no hay más fabricas de Lasers en Sudamérica.
    Por lo tanto no tenemos repuestos ni barcos nuevos.
    La única forma de comprarlos es desde Estados Unidos y el costo de un barco es de u$s 8.000.-

    Esta es la razón por la cual en Argentina hay dos barcos completos homologados, uno en Chile, otro en Perú, otro en Uruguay y probablemente seis en Brasil.

    Si usted está en lo más bajo del ranking y nació para ganar, venga a Sudamérica y esté seguro que será un CAMPIÓN !!!

    Y lo más importante es retornar a casa con un trofeo hecho por Orfebrería Náutica !!!

    Saludos
    Dr. Loser

    P.D.: No se olvide de traer su propio Laser !!!!!
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Ok, ok, ok !!!!!!...................I was wrong !!!!
    .........I so sorry !!!!!


    I've recieved hundred of e-mails about that is very difficult to be a champ in South America!!!!!!

    In the far south you have sailing guys like:

    2007
    1º Robert Scheidt (BRA)
    2º Diego Romero (ARG)


    2008
    1º) Tom Slingsby (AUS)
    2º) Julio Alsogaray (ARG)


    .......so you can be the third !!!!!


    All the best
    Dr Loser



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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Now we have a new Laser Class......

    I.L.C.A.S.A.

    INTERNATIONAL LASER CONDOM ASSOCIATION
    from SOUTH AMERICA

    If you live in South America and have a NOT FULL homologated boat Laser, JOIN US !!!!!!!


    In two years the full homologated boats will break something.......
    ....so ???
    In two year the South American Fleet with Oficial Laser Class boats will be dead !!!!!!

    .....and each year we'll be more !!!!!

    Remember what your President always says:
    "No parts ??...No boats ???

    FIX IT WITH WIRE !!"


    Mr. HHeeiinii WWeelllmannn
    President I.L.C.A. S.A.



    In a few days, do not miss the interview to our President !!!!
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Traducción al Spanish para todos los Sudakas.



    Ahora existe una nueva Clase Laser....

    I.L.C.A.S.A.
    INTERNATIONAL LASER CONDOM ASSOCIATION
    de SUD AMERICA

    Si usted vive en Sudamérica y tiene un laser que no tiene todas sus piezas homologadas UNASE A NOSOTROS !!!


    En los próximos dos años los barcos homologados algo romperán......
    ...........entonces ???????
    En dos años la flota de barcos homologados no existirá más y la CLASE LASER ESTARA MUERTA !!!!!

    Recuerden lo que siempre dice nuestro Presidente:
    "No hay repuestos ???.....No hay barcos ????
    ARREGLELO CON ALAMBRE !!!!!!


    Mr. HHeeiinii WWeelllmannn
    President I.L.C.A.S.A.


    No se pierda en breve el REPORTAJE A HHeeiinii !!!!


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  6. Bradley

    Bradley Administrator Staff Member

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    I'm not exactly sure if that last post isn't starting to cross the line, especially with the caricature of Heini. I won't disagree that there is a real problem with getting Lasers in South America right now. However, I'm not sure if this is the way to inspire people to help get the problem fixed.
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Be a Champion in South America CENSURED

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    Dear Bradley:

    I'am so happy because this CENSURE is a signal that SOMEBODY HEAR US IN THIS WORLD!!!!!!!

    THE I.L.C.A. IGNORE US !!!!!!!

    WITH ALL MY RESPECT TO YOU:

    You are wrong:
    Who cross the line is who do not think about other people in the world, except themselves


    You are wrong:
    The guy in the pic it's me !!!!!!!.....Dr Loser sailing !!!!!!!.....without the mask of course


    You say:
    "I'm not exactly sure......."

    .......so WHY DO YOU CENSURE !!!????

    I'm not sure if this is the way to inspire people to help......

    .... DO NOT BE INNOCENT Bradley !!!!!...NOBODY CARES TO HELP TO GET THIS PROBLEM FIXED !!!!!!

    ...and i beg you, put the pic back, is a good one, I'am so handsome !!!!

    A beer is waiting in Argentine for you and for all friends that love sailing, a Laser OF COURSE !!!!!!

    Dr Loser

    You must know the JUANJO TUCAT SAILING SCHOLL IN THE BARRANCAS CLUB !!!!!!......the best !!!!!!
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Re: Be a Champion in South America CENSURED

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    .In Spanish for SUDAKAS !!!!!


    Querido Bradley:

    Estoy tan feliz que nos haya censurado, es una señal que alguien nos escucha en éste mundo.

    La ILCA NOS IGNORA.

    Con todos mis respetos hacia usted:
    Usted está equivocado:
    Quien cruza la linea es quien no piensa en las demás gente del mundo, sólo en ellos mismos.


    Usted está equivocado:
    El muchacho de la foto soy yo !!!!!!..Dr Loser navegando !!!!!..........sin el barbijo por supuesto !!!!!!!!


    Usted dice:
    "No estoy seguro exactamente......."
    .....entonces PORQUE CENSURA ?????!!!!!!!!


    Usted dice:
    No estoy seguro si esta es la manera de inspirar a la gente a ayudar.........


    ...No sea inocente Bradley !!!!
    A nadie le interesa ayudar a resolver éste problema !!!!!!!


    Y le ruego, ponga la foto nuevamente, es una buena foto !!!!!!!, soy tan buenmozo !!!!!!!!!!
    Una cerveza está esperando en Argentina para usted y todos los amigos que aman navegar, un Laser desde ya !!!!!!

    Dr Loser

    PD:
    Usted debe conocer la ESCUELA DE VELA DE JUANJO TUCAT EN EL CLUB BARRANCAS.....ES LO MEJOR !!!!!!!!
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Dear Bradley:

    Here you have another pic, sailing in the Central and South American Champioship, Feb 2008 Mar del Plata ARGENTINA.

    I hope you do not move this pic ........no ?????

    http://www.geocities.com/drloser23/LaserCondom1.jpg




    All the best
    Dr Loser
     
  10. Merrily

    Merrily Administrator Staff Member

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    Dr. Loser,

    I like the parody of the DrLaser name. You've got a little thing going with LooserLu, too, who thought he was naming himself LoserLu.

    Here's the thing, the cartoon of Heini was a personal attack, which we don't go for here on TLF, and that's why it was deleted. Also, the ILCA doesn't provide boats, the builders do. Seems like somehow the issue must lie with them. Have you asked them what the problem is with boat supply? Sorry I can't write this in Spanish (and Portuguese), too.
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Merrily

    I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE TO Mr. HEINI, to ILCA MEMBERS AND TLF MEMBERS.

    IT WAS NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK.
    YOU KNOW MY SPIRIT WAS TO GET SOMEBODY ATTENTION ABOUT THIS BIG PROBLEM FOR
    ALL LASER SAILORS


    Pido una disculpa al Sr. HEINI, a los miembros de ILCA y a los miembros de éste foro TLF.
    Esto no fue un ataque personal.
    Sabe usted que mi espiritu fue llamar la atencion de alguien con éste problema de todos los laseristas.



    Also, the ILCA doesn't provide boats, the builders do.

    WE KNOW IT VERY WELL,
    BUT ILCA SUPERVISES THE BUILDERS, IT MUST NOT BE A MONOPOLY.......


    Lo sabemos muy bien, ILCA debe supervisar a los contructores y no debe ser un monopolio.

    Have you asked them what the problem is with boat supply?

    SOUTH AMERICA MUST BUY LASER BOATS AND PARTS IN U.S.
    WE HAVE NOT FACTORY OR SUPPLIER ANY MORE

    Debemos comprar barcos y repuestos en USA
    Ya no tenemos representante ni fabrica proveedora



    Merrily, thank you very much for your post. !!!!!!!!!
    Please keep in touch with this.

    Merrily, muchas gracias !!!!!

    Dr. Loser.........a good guy
    Dr. Loser......un buen chico
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Hi everybody !!!!!

    First of all, visit this link.
    Is a article of the Laser World Magazine January 2008, page 2º.

    What says JEFF MARTIN about "a problem".

    Link:
    http://www.geocities.com/drloser23/Jeff.jpg



    Here we go again with some of our problems:

    We have organized three SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSIPS
    WITHOUT NEW BOAT FOR RENT !!!!!!!


    The increase of price of the new boats from u$s 4.000.- to u$s 8.000.-
    reduces the quantity of ships for application of the law of offer and demand.


    Is not considered to be the posibility of making the ships in Argentina allowing that the costs to the reality of the market.

    They remove the young helmsmen of the laser creating a discrimination to the possibilities of possessing Olympic.
    helmsmen.

    I do not want to speak any more.
    I want to listen that you think Jeff.


    All the best
    Dr Loser

     
  13. LooserLu

    LooserLu LooserLu

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    Yes Merrily, in 2004 I had a problem in translation with "to lose" and "loose", because "it is spoken nearly equal". But at least, I now like it to have chosen "LooserLu" and not correct: "LoserLu". ;) {P.S: Better the software ofTLF now not allow "LoserLu" as a legal TLF name, to minimize mistake between "LooserLu" and a probably "LoserLu", Bradley, thanks.}


    However, related to the topic, I have to say this:

    Personally, I don't like the way Dr. Loser explains the problems there in South America with getting Laser parts or also new Laser dinghies. And I also made my experiences with censoring at TLF. BUT, if the admins do censoring here, they have good reasons and 150% the right to do it, and I accept it or leave. I didn't left. If I have problems with that, I ask the admins and at least, if I think we aren't able to find a decent way, I go out on the water and sail may Laser for some Round Robin's in heavy winds to get calm again. Therefore I love to sail my Laser, too.

    Also, I have doubts Dr. Loser is going a decent way to attack ILCA members by such a way. Everyone konws from my posts at TLF in the past, I do not like several ILCA members (f.e.: Mr. Michon, who didn't made a good job in the way he was officially attacking DrLaser in the past and the same to Mr. Jeff Martin, who also in the past tried to made a fool out of DrLaser), but Heini (never have seen him, personally) not does a bad job at the ILCA and because there are also several other good working members at the head of the ILCA, I not chancel the membership there.

    We also have our own problems with the new delivering system and the pricing system of LaserPerformance Ltd. here at the country I live in, at Europe. All of the former dealers for Lasers here now lost their basis to profitable do their economy, related to the Laser dinghy. Only 1 new "main"-Laserstore (100's of miles away somewhere in the north of the country I live in) now is the official-store to get Laserparts and -boats, here. All other sailing-stores, in the country I live in, have to buy from that store. (Imagine the situation now... f.e.: the extra costs only to get a new top section via "dhl"- or "UPS"-delivery). But, we try to get solutions on our own. The soucre of that problems is LaserPerformance Ltd. only, neither any of dealers nor the ILCA. But a thread like this do not save our problems here. I have doubt, if any of the heads of the so called "out of the box boatbuilders" care about, what is written in the Internet ("Does the tree cares about, if a dog pee's at his trunk..?", we say here... hm?). So, I don't tell anything more related to this. 100% wasted time.

    One thing I did learn of that, what f.e. drLaser tried to do, up to the end of the year 2004: The writer Mr. Cervantes already wrote "Don Quichote". There is no need to try that again in reallity, once again. It has been proofed, there are not enough members of the ILCA (active Laserites), that really have the big shoulders (for that issues) to stay behind of people that want to fight against the injustices, that here and there are to find the int. Laserclass Association or with the so called "out of the box boatbuilders".
    Again I say to my self: go out and sail ... don't wast lifetime for that ...

    Have fun
    LooserLu
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Dear LooserLu:

    Personally, I don't like the way Dr. Loser explains the problems there in South America with getting Laser parts or also new Laser dinghies. And I also made my experiences with censoring at TLF. BUT, if the admins do censoring here, they have good reasons and 150% the right to do it, and I accept it or leave.
    I didn't left. If I have problems with that, I ask the admins and at least, if I think we aren't able to find a decent way, I go out on the water and sail may Laser for some Round Robin's in heavy winds to get calm again. Therefore I love to sail my Laser, too.


    If the admins do censoring here.................
    I ACEPT!!!!........... I SWEAR !!!

    Also, I have doubts Dr. Loser is going a decent way to attack ILCA members by such a way.

    Haven't you read ???.....is not an attack..............my God !!!!!..........it was my way to be heard

    Everyone konws from my posts at TLF in the past, I do not like several ILCA members..........
    (f.e.: Mr. Michon, who didn't made a good job in the way he was officially attacking DrLaser in the past and the same to Mr. Jeff Martin, who also in the past tried to made a fool out of DrLaser), but Heini (never have seen him, personally) not does a bad job at the ILCA and because there are also several other good working members at the head of the ILCA, I not chancel the membership there.


    LooserLu, I'm from "The ASS of the world"........"The far South"......nobody cares what we think. Please, put you itselfin my pants and try to be heard........ is not so easy for us.

    We also have our own problems with the new delivering system and the pricing system of LaserPerformance Ltd. here at the country I live in, at Europe.

    This problem belongs to you TOO !!!!...........Are you proud that Laser is an Olimpic Class ????
    ...of course!!!!!................YES WE ARE !!!
    I think, if nothing will change this will be the map of the future.........
    so .....
    Laser will be only for few people...........
    How long Laser Class will be Olimpic ??????


    Do you want this map ??????
    http://www.geocities.com/drloser23/ILCAMap2008.jpg


    All of the former dealers for Lasers here now lost their basis to profitable do their economy, related to the Laser dinghy. Only 1 new "main"-Laserstore (100's of miles away somewhere in the north of the country I live in) now is the official-store to get Laserparts and -boats, here. All other sailing-stores, in the country I live in, have to buy from that store. (Imagine the situation now... f.e.: the extra costs only to get a new top section via "dhl"- or "UPS"-delivery).
    But, we try to get solutions on our own.


    You have no one store, a lot of pleaces where to buy laser parts or boats........ ALL OVER A CONTINENT (SOUTH AMERICA) YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY SOTRE TO BUY ANYTHING....
    AND YOU SAY "we try to get solutions on our own".........Ok, if we say: We'll build the boats and the laser parts in BRAZIL, CHILE, URUGUAY, PERU.........ILCA says NO !!!!!
    WHAT CAN WE DO LooserLu ???????


    The soucre of that problems is LaserPerformance Ltd. only, neither any of dealers nor the ILCA. But a thread like this do not save our problems here. I have doubt, if any of the heads of the so called "out of the box boatbuilders" care about, what is written in the Internet ("Does the tree cares about, if a dog pee's at his trunk..?", we say here... hm?). So, I don't tell anything more related to this. 100% wasted time.
    One thing I did learn of that, what f.e. drLaser tried to do, up to the end of the year 2004: The writer Mr. Cervantes already wrote "Don Quichote".
    There is no need to try that again in reallity, once again. It has been proofed, there are not enough members of the ILCA (active Laserites), that really have the big shoulders (for that issues) to stay behind of people that want to fight against the injustices, that here and there are to find the int.
    Laserclass Association or with the so called "out of the box boatbuilders".

    Again I say to my self: go out and sail ... don't wast lifetime for that ......
    Have fun
    LooserLu


    LooserLu:
    My intention is to help to understand that this situation involves ALL LASERS SAILORS OF THE WORLD.

    We need SOLUTIONS NO MORE WORDS

    Don't you think it ????
    All the best
    Dr Loser
     
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    LooserLu LooserLu

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    Dr._Loser,
    it is just a position of view, where the "The ASS of the world" is. I know of the situation you have. And related to South America, at Europe we only have really very few distances to get new Laserparts. But, if you look to the pricing system, you see: "paradise" to buy Laser parts neither is Europe or is South America or Africa or India. To difficult to explain it/that (I don't speak Spanish or Portugese), all correct in English, in reason of my poor knowledge of the English language ...
    But, all that has been explained and discussed very well all here at TLF in the past... But, the screw the boatbuilders ist drilling every year gets stronger and stronger... Search for it here at TLF start withthe years 2003/2004. Nothing changed...
    Proud, that the Laser and the Laser Radial are Olympic Classes? Can't say really exact. It is an orbital level with such a diameter, as a tiny recreational Laserite, I can't see the small Laser and Laser Radial sailing there myself, you understand... ;)

    Very soon, I am only able to design a map of countries of this globe, that send male Laserites to Quingdao, and if the country I live in, will be to bee seen at that map, is not quite clear in the moment... if you understand, what I'm talking about. In reason this decision here is made in a few days, I do not tell more about that in the moment ...

    You ask what can we do, Dr._Loser? I say what I think what we do: We decide with our wallet and our foots. That is the only way "the market" understands. No one can forbid one to buy Laser parts, where they are cheap. The builders not permit small "second level" Laser-dealers to order Laser parts at areas of our globe, where the Laserparts are cheap. But there are solutions that go around that. I don't explain that here in public of course, I'm not stupid.

    Yes, we need not "more words", but activities - that's correct, Dr._Loser. Read intensive the rules of our Sailingclass, and you find solutions, how something is possible to change... in theory ...

    Again, the profit is the point that changes the strategies of the mangement of LaserPerformance, nothing else. If they don't work with profit, they have to change their mind, regarding to the profit. But as long people pay the prices (here f.e. a Racing Laser does cost more than 6000 Euro, without shippingcosts or dolly etc), they do not change anything.

    Here, where I live, f.e. Laser 4.7 is to expensive to sail. So, many young sailors not change into the Laser 4.7 .... LaserPerfomance does not understand that in the moment, but they have to, if they want to earn more money in the future also at the country I live in... "They" try to introduce the Laser 4.7. and some rich parents and clubs do buy (it is exact what you say, Dr._Loser), but only a few official races are to find at the country I live in. Parents have to drive many hours to reach intersting official races for the Laser 4.7. Meanwhile, the Laser 4.7 at many other parts of the globe is well introduced. All that I tell, because the Laser 4.7 is in future the official youth boat f.e. at the soon upcomming Youth-Olympics. So, the country I live in, only at the Laser Radial not is a "4th-world-country...", is my opinion. And here we are again at the beginning of my reply ... ;) ;)

    "Hasta la vista"/Salute, hombre ... :)
    LooserLu
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    LooserLu,
    THANKS YOU A LOT FOR YOUR TEXT !!!!!



    Hi all my cybers friends.
    Now I have a little time but I'll try to give you

    ALL THE SECRETS TO BE FASTER THAN
    ROBERT SCHEIDT

    Here you have two photos.........try to think what they are !!!!
    ....and write your ideas in this Forum !!!

    http://www.geocities.com/drloser23/POWERVANG.jpg

    http://www.geocities.com/drloser23/POWERVANG2.jpg

    YOU CAN WIN BIG PRIZES !!!!!!!!!
    FOR EXAMPLE a week in "Rosinha" the great Fabela of Rio !!!!!!!

    Best regards
    Dr Loser
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    torrid Just sailing

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    Those are some of best Laser action shots I have ever seen. It almost makes rest of the BS this thread worthwhile.
     
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    Dr._Loser From 3# World

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    Hi BOLUDO !!!!!!

    BOLUDO is "Companion", "Lovely Friend".... Not in Spanish, this is an ARGENTINIAN WORD.

    Salute, hombre
    Hi LooserLu !!!


    Torrid
    I agree with you with the photos !!!!!
    ......but you do not want to win the boat ???

    ....answer please!!!


    INTERNATIONAL CONTEST
    "ALL THE SECRETS

    TO BE FASTER THAN
    ROBERT SCHEIDT"
    Part III

    YOU CAN WIN BIG PRIZES !!!!!!!!!

    I.L.C.A.S.A HAS DONATED AN
    AUTHORIZED (HOMOLOGATED) BOAT
    Builded by I.F.B. (Illegal Factory Boats)
    FOR THE BIG PRIZE!!!!


    Try to guess
    Here you have more secrets that gives speed to Robert Sheidt!!!!!!!


    Answer:
    1º) Who is the guy with jean shirt, looking the others two guys work ?

    a) Is a MAFFIA CAPO like Al Capone.
    b) Is the C.E.O. of the I. F.B. (Illegal Factory Boats)
    c) Robert's coach


    2º) What are they doing ??.....and Where ??

    a) Hiding marihuana.
    b) Colombia.
    c) Brazil
    d) Aldo Bonzi



    PHOTO
    http://www.geocities.com/drloser22/Truchex.jpg


    Be a member of
    I.L.C.A.S.A
    INTERNATIONAL LASER CONDOM ASSOCIATION
    from SOUTH AMERICA

    Only you have to send us u$s 5.000.- in cash!!!
    JOIN US !!!!



    Dr Loser
    ........the biggest Boludo !!!!!

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