Cactus Cowboy
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I stopped at our Dollar General store yesterday to pick up a foil roasting pan for my 18-lb. turkey (okay, 17.75 lbs., close enough to round upward), and when I exited the store, foil pan in hand, there was Santa's sleigh parked near 'The Mighty Camry!!!' So I snapped a few pics of Santa's rig... the reindeer must have been disgruntled at the sight of cattle horns on the hood, but meh, they'll get over it. I like the friggin' air horns, they add a classy touch and help clear the road when Santa is in a big ol' hurry... the .44 strapped to his leather belt also helps in that department, LOL. Those are probably train horns, knowing these rednecks in Cochise County... moi, I'd have the submarine number, "AH-WOOOOOO-GUH!!!"
Here's Santa's sleigh, as seen in the Dollar General lot yesterday... maybe Santa was picking up a foil roasting pan for Mrs. Claus. Maybe a case of cheap domestic beer, who the hell really knows?
And here's a shot of the classic pirate T-shirt which I bought in Westport, WA, a hardcore fishing village out on the coast... I always get positive feedback when I wear this shirt around town, even though there ain't much fishing to be had in the high desert, LOL. Meh, no worries, I still wear the shirt, it'll work when I get my drank on, LOL. Round here, it qualifies as Christmas attire, don'tcha know? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn. Alright, I'm back to my cold beer and maybe a movie, I'm all set for cooking the roast turkey manana, it'll be downright delicious!
Here's a pic of the kittehs enjoying a break on top of the 8' pool table, those knucklehaids are all inside because it's kinda chilly outside today, and I have the heater cranked, LOL. The blasted varmints!!! Meh, tomorrow they'll be macking a big ol' plate of turkey with homemade gravy, I always share my holiday meals with the kids!!! CHEERS!!!
HASTA LUEGO, F#%TARDS!!! ER, I MEAN YOUSE NAUTICAL HEE-ROES!!! REMEMBER, DON'T DRINK & DRIVE, UNLESS YOU WANT A JAIL TERM AS A PRESENT!!! LOL...
Edit: Wait, for those of you who INSIST upon drinking & driving, here's another CLASSIC T-shirt I bought in coastal Washington, it shows your accommodations for the evening, LOL.
And a bonus shot of a vanity plate seen on a redneck rig in the WallyWorld lot today... had to go back and buy some cranberry sauce for tomorrow's meal, as the sauce didn't make the list yesterday. Meh, no worries, these things happen, and I attribute 'em to CRS, or maybe Alzheimer's, LOL.
ALRIGHT, HEE-ROES, I'M OFF FOR A JOLLY CHRISTMAS EVE!!! PLENTY O' BEER IN THE FRIDGE, AND SOME GOOD GRINDS WAITING...
Here's Santa's sleigh, as seen in the Dollar General lot yesterday... maybe Santa was picking up a foil roasting pan for Mrs. Claus. Maybe a case of cheap domestic beer, who the hell really knows?
And here's a shot of the classic pirate T-shirt which I bought in Westport, WA, a hardcore fishing village out on the coast... I always get positive feedback when I wear this shirt around town, even though there ain't much fishing to be had in the high desert, LOL. Meh, no worries, I still wear the shirt, it'll work when I get my drank on, LOL. Round here, it qualifies as Christmas attire, don'tcha know? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Damn. Alright, I'm back to my cold beer and maybe a movie, I'm all set for cooking the roast turkey manana, it'll be downright delicious!
Here's a pic of the kittehs enjoying a break on top of the 8' pool table, those knucklehaids are all inside because it's kinda chilly outside today, and I have the heater cranked, LOL. The blasted varmints!!! Meh, tomorrow they'll be macking a big ol' plate of turkey with homemade gravy, I always share my holiday meals with the kids!!! CHEERS!!!
HASTA LUEGO, F#%TARDS!!! ER, I MEAN YOUSE NAUTICAL HEE-ROES!!! REMEMBER, DON'T DRINK & DRIVE, UNLESS YOU WANT A JAIL TERM AS A PRESENT!!! LOL...
Edit: Wait, for those of you who INSIST upon drinking & driving, here's another CLASSIC T-shirt I bought in coastal Washington, it shows your accommodations for the evening, LOL.
And a bonus shot of a vanity plate seen on a redneck rig in the WallyWorld lot today... had to go back and buy some cranberry sauce for tomorrow's meal, as the sauce didn't make the list yesterday. Meh, no worries, these things happen, and I attribute 'em to CRS, or maybe Alzheimer's, LOL.
ALRIGHT, HEE-ROES, I'M OFF FOR A JOLLY CHRISTMAS EVE!!! PLENTY O' BEER IN THE FRIDGE, AND SOME GOOD GRINDS WAITING...
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