Don't press the red button!

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nutzuns

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Just what is that red button for on the sail?

If I press it, does it make me go faster?

If so, I think mine is faulty.
 
WestCoast said:
haha

yes, it's the GO FAST button, but before you press it, you must utter the secret laser class phrase!
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Ummm...abracadabra?

No wait, baa, ram, ewe?

No, wait. Wait! I've got it. Deathrollus capsizus.
 
As well as showing that the sail is class legal, the sailmakers "buy" the buttons from the ILCA, so by buying a new sail, you are helping to support the class association.
 
This is what I'd like to be....
 

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The button must be filled with gold shavings...how else do can they justify the over inflated and rip-off price of a Laser sail?
 
Interesting theory. If they are filled with gold (or diamonds, caviar etc.) I may ask the store to cut out the button, to save weight. Doubt I'll get a discount.:cool:
 
Steven said:
The button must be filled with gold shavings...how else do can they justify the over inflated and rip-off price of a Laser sail?
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Blah, Blah, Blah...before you spew off the same old mantra search the forums this has been discussed several times before. To put things in perspective a new Finn Main is $1,100, a new Optimist main is $580! and new 470 main is $930 and Jib is $490. Of course you can buy a non class legal POS intensity "training" sail for a lot cheaper but a) you can't race with it, b) you can't really call it training because it is different then a class legal sail so when you do race with a real sail it will be totally different the the POS intensity c) you fail to support you class...
 
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