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Stradivarius Violin Also Serves As An Emergency Paddle!!!

Cactus Cowboy

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Picked up this old beater instrument at the swap meet for $50, it works beautifully for serenading scantily-clad female passengers (while steering with my feet like a friggin' nautical chimpanzee), but it also works as an emergency paddle, as I learned recently on one of our local lakes. :eek:

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Some self-proclaimed 'academic' & 'historian' on shore tried to tell me the thing was worth $12.5M, but I had to laugh... told the fool I picked it up at the swap meet for "FIFTY BUCKS!!!" I reckon that dumb@$$ never saw 'SCARFACE'---he certainly failed to catch the film quote, despite my authentic gesticulation, lol. Meh, some morons just don't know what f#%ng time it is, AYE??? ;)

P.S. Yes, that's a Cremona Stradivarius, lol... and I'm back to my chilled vino on another scorcher, don'tcha know? CHEERS!!! :rolleyes:
 
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