Class Politics New Laser Bumper Sticker Ideas

gouvernail

Super Opinionated and Always Correct
Every couple years I try to find some new clever bumper sticker ideas.
I have a few extra bucks right now that I am going to invest in making my Easter Regatta better attended in 2008. My current plan is to print the T shirts this summer and have them on sailors this summer so they can start conversations and invite sailors to join us in Austin next Easter....for our 25th regatta!!!

Also, I think a bumper sticker with a slogan and a subline would be a good idea. I just have not picked out the very best wording yet.

Any ideas???


Examples:
Big words>>>> Do It On A Laser
Little words>>> with me at the Easter Laser Regatta


Big Words>>> Edible trophies Rock
little words>> get one at the Easter Laser Regatta





medium words>>>> If you are following close enough to read this
big words>>>> Grab My Tiller
little words>> at the Easter Laser Regatta
 
You can use D 18's slogan for this year's regatta, a quote from 14-year-old Richard (RJ) Graef. (At least I don't think that RJ would mind.)

My favorite Laser sailing--Screaming Reach followed by Death Roll.
 
Hmm I like this one best that you have:

Big words>>>> Do It On A Laser
Little words>>> with me at the Easter Laser Regatta

I will think of some new ones, and I would be more than happy to advertise this for ya.
 
I missed out on the "Cheat the nursing home, sail a Laser" bumper stickers and would love to get a hold of one of those. Not a new idea though.
 
Someone on this forum has a great byline with their posts....

"Life's a Reach, then you Gybe..." at the easter etc....

That would be great on a T shirt (if not copyright as usual.)
 
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Saw, Old G:

you guys are great, saints really!

when I become Pres, I'll treat ya well
 
No way this thread was intended to be related to the Laser Class or politics.
I am just looking for some clever bumper stickers I could use to draw attention to Laser sailing and specifically to promote my Easter laser regatta.

The reason I asked for help relates to my current form of creative brainlock.

All my ideas are either way too unacceptable or way too boooooring.

I am looking for something that is slightly edgy and still astoundingly clever.


The genesis of my new search for bumper stickers came from the back end of a big old nasty looking pickup truck . The young lady who was driving was wearing a cowboy hat and from where I sat in my truck she looked like a respectable person.....

The bumper sticker said...

If you are going to ride my A..
At least pull my hair

I could make a Laser sticker that finished "At least pull my mainsheet" or "At least hold my tiller" but...Too many people would find a way to be offended.

So anyway. No offense to everybody so far but...

None of the suggestions above really seems like it needs to be on 1000 bumpers.
But some are close!!

Keep trying!!!

Sailing can always use another promotional tool!!

( Don't even think it>>>....I know where this goes..."Hey Fred ! Weren't you the promotional tool? and isn't that why you aren't anymore??")

the internet is soooo fun.
 
if youre going to win,
do it at the easter regatta
- and get your own chocolate bunny.

yeah, its cheesy.
 
My mom came up with this one, so it is probably too obscure for the younger set (including me).


The rabbit died,
 

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