Double entendres abound...
...on the lay line.
...holding the sheet.
Laser sailors beat, reach, and run.
...with a loud "Gibe ho!"
...hiking from the cockpit.
...on a plane.
...in honking stink.
...wearing hiking boots.
Laser sailors do it by the class rules.
If others come to mind and nobody raspberries me for these, I'll share them.
with a stiff top section, at all angles (to the breeze obviously), with multiple purchases, with limited turning points, are doing it into 5 figures, using upper body kinetics, wearing stiffened battens, with a two piece pole. I think you are gonna have to get more than one t shirt!