It's Wednesday Night redundancies again

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Informational news:
From the Capital of Texas Capitol building department of redundancy department in Austin:

The old geezers and young kids of Austin Fleet on Lake Travis will be returning tomorrow the day after today to merge together and circle around the course route. Our first priority will be having fun and enjoying ourselves with our invited guests who may participate and attend free of charge as we are all together in the same place beginning at 6 pm in the evening with our fellow countrymen. Our Race committee of people who run the races will hoist up the signal flags that announce the course and tell us the way to go. In winds of some number of knots per hour we will repeat again our temporary repreive from working at our jobs until we are each and every one of us completely satisfied. There will be discussions with one another sandwiched between the contested races as we circle around and converse together about the slippery slime on the inclined launching ramp whee we will previously have launched our boats and left shore before sailing.
Come join together with us in hopes and wishes that we will be overcrowded in the available space we can use with too many sailors operating sailboats as we approach the future when we can reflect back upon our very unique shared experiences had together.

How many of you readers who look at this post will be able to enumerate and count each and every one of the repeated redundancies printed here in this post by this writer the author??
 
So why is it when you've been made redundant in the UK, it means that you've lost your job?
 
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If Zoophyte is correct and has the right number of redundancies then the number of redundancies is 50 redundancies ... oops now that's 55 redundancies ... oops 56 redundancies...
 
news is informational
capital of texas is Austin
Capitol is a building
department of redundancy department
old geezers
young kids
Austin fleet on Lake travis
tomorrow day after today
merge together
circle around
course route
first priority
having fun and enjoying ourselves
invited guests
 
participate and attend
free of charge
together at the same place
6pm in the evening
fellow countrymen
race committee of people who run the races
hoist up
signal flags that announce...
the course and the way to go (this combination could count as four redundancies)
knots per hour
repeat again
temporary reprieve
working at our jobs
each and every one
completely satisfied
 

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