Ghost Rider
Planing into eternity...
Been thinking about a downwind run from Earth to one of the outer planets mentioned, using solar winds for propulsion and rigging some sort of magnetic field aboard the boat for safety's sake, AYE??? Could use the help of specialists in magnetic fields, regenerative O/CO2 systems, "toilet-to-tap" H2O recovery, the whole nine yards... rich gals whose families own liquor store chains would also come in handy, I'm thinkin' there won't be too many liquor stores out there in the farther reaches of our solar system. Better load the boat with enough to kill everyone on board over a number of decades, and bring a "moonshine specialist" as well to make booze out of funky space mold, teeming colonies of bacteria, and old socks which haven't been washed in at least a fortnight, 10-4???
Gee, since we're talking about riding the solar winds, perhaps we ought to have a solar power specialist too, someone who can rig heller power production using empty beer cans & booze bottles, aluminum foil, baling wire, zip-ties & duct tape, YA THANK??? Yeah, that might prove to be useful... and we can bring a magnifying glass to start fires and get the BBQ going, WOOHOO!!! Better lay in a large supply of sunscreen while we're at it, the solar abuse might get ROUGH out there despite the increased distance from our local star. Gotta watch that solar abuse, malignant melanoma is no joke... operators are standing by to accept your donations in combating this horrible disease, LOL. Leprosy has NOTHIN' on it, that malignant melanoma is FIERCE, I tell ya. Which reminds me, we might need some medical personnel aboard this outbound boat... if only to pull the trigger.
ANYBODY INTERESTED IN MAKING THIS ONE-WAY VOYAGE, HOLLER BACK WITH YOUR BLOOD TYPE AND ANY CANNIBAL RECIPES YOU MIGHT HAVE IN YOUR POSSESSION, AYE???
"CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST" & "THE GREEN INFERNO" GOTS NOTHIN' ON THIS TRIP, LEMME TELL YA...
CHEERS, YOUSE NAUTICAL HEE-ROES!!! HAPPY TRAILS, GOOD SAILING, & BON VOYAGE!!!
Gee, since we're talking about riding the solar winds, perhaps we ought to have a solar power specialist too, someone who can rig heller power production using empty beer cans & booze bottles, aluminum foil, baling wire, zip-ties & duct tape, YA THANK??? Yeah, that might prove to be useful... and we can bring a magnifying glass to start fires and get the BBQ going, WOOHOO!!! Better lay in a large supply of sunscreen while we're at it, the solar abuse might get ROUGH out there despite the increased distance from our local star. Gotta watch that solar abuse, malignant melanoma is no joke... operators are standing by to accept your donations in combating this horrible disease, LOL. Leprosy has NOTHIN' on it, that malignant melanoma is FIERCE, I tell ya. Which reminds me, we might need some medical personnel aboard this outbound boat... if only to pull the trigger.
ANYBODY INTERESTED IN MAKING THIS ONE-WAY VOYAGE, HOLLER BACK WITH YOUR BLOOD TYPE AND ANY CANNIBAL RECIPES YOU MIGHT HAVE IN YOUR POSSESSION, AYE???
"CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST" & "THE GREEN INFERNO" GOTS NOTHIN' ON THIS TRIP, LEMME TELL YA...
CHEERS, YOUSE NAUTICAL HEE-ROES!!! HAPPY TRAILS, GOOD SAILING, & BON VOYAGE!!!
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