Birthday questions...

Cactus Cowboy

Well-Known Member
59 today, never thought I'd make it this far... it's approximately 0310 and I can't sleep, so I reckon I'll toss out a few questions which have been perplexing me. :confused:

Y'all have heard of werewolves, right? Well, what about lesser-known were-Chihuahuas? Are they equally dangerous? Or can ya simply DROP-KICK them like you're STARRIN' in the NFL? :rolleyes:

These are the serious posers which have been keeping me awake... thanks in advance for any and all observations. Cheers!!! ;)