Expired Available to crew for hot wealthy heiress, LOL...

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Ghost Rider

Planing into eternity...
Struggling Laser sailor down on his luck, willing to crew for dyno bi-yatch with any boat from a Sabot to a bad boy Intergalactic Trifoiler [think Klingon warship in early Star Trek episodes], LOL. Must look like the latest Penthouse Pet, be loaded with cash, and willing to perform specialized ObamaCare after topside meathook injuries, AYE??? Respond here with personal pic: I prefer brunettes with smarts, blondes with the IQ of a garden vegetable, and redheads with fiery tempers that make Ghost Peppers look tame, 10-4??? Oh, yeah, I cook & clean too, in case those are factors. I also drink heaps o' beer, leave the toilet seat up, and randomly belch & rip heller gas throughout the day... good news is that I'll scrub quarter-mile-long Alabama skidmarks outta the $h!tter bowl with a freakin' toothbrush, PROVIDED you look good enough and freely distribute CASH, LOL. :confused:

P.S. Extreme small craft sailing instruction also available for a fee the size of freakin' Rhode Island, LOL... :eek:

CHEERS, YOUSE KNUCKLEHAIDS!!! SAIL ON INTO THE SUNSET LIKE JOHN WAYNE, a.k.a. THE DUKE, COULDN'T SAIL FOR $H!T BUT HE SURE KNEW HOW TO ACT AND MAKE HELLER MONEY, LOL. :cool:
 
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