A funny Joke

phantomdarkness

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By the way, George=George W. Bush

Enjoy

>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
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>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
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>George: Great. Lay it on me.
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>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
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>George: That's what I want to know.
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>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
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>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
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>Condi: Yes.
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>George: I mean the fellow's name.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The guy in China.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The new leader of China.
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>Condi: Hu.
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>George: The Chinaman!
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>Condi: Hu is leading China.
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>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
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>Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
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>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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>Condi: That's the man's name.
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>George: That's who's name?
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>Condi: Yes.
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>George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
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>Condi: That's correct.
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>George: Then who is in China?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir is in China?
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>Condi: No, sir.
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>George: Then who is?
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Yassir?
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>Condi: No, sir.
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>George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
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>Condi: Kofi?
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>George: No, thanks.
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>Condi: You want Kofi?
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>George: No.
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>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
>milk.
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>And then get me the U.N.
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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>Condi: Kofi?
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>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
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>Condi: And call who?
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>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
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>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
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>George: Will you stay out of China?!
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>Condi: Yes, sir.
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>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
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>Condi: Kofi.
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>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
 
Lol. My dad and my sis did this one a couple weeks ago. LOL!!
Yes Sir!!! LOL!!!
 
haha!

Funny even though it is making fun of our president. A little laugh is good though!
 
that is funny but all the typing wasn't necessary, the canadain press secretary said it in one word "moron"
 
The ironic thing is that this is about the first time ever that more people voted aginat the president than for him.... ...Democracy for you (?)
 
I never said I did't like the president, I am a big fan, I just found the passage to be funny.
 

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