This Certainly is a Silly Thread

Discussion in 'The Dockhouse' started by gouvernail, Aug 27, 2007.

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Should I add a poll to this thread?

  1. Yes

    57.8%
  2. No

    44.4%
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  1. Old Geezer

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    So if you filled a Laser with hot air would it float higher in the water?
     
  2. Reon

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    not with my ballast ...
     
  3. Old Geezer

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    Or would it float higher if you filled it with vacuum?
     
  4. Reon

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    SWEET!!! my laser can vacuum my floor in my room?! WOW!:p
     
  5. Old Geezer

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    You can see your floor? What a tidy person you must be.
     
  6. gouvernail

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    He is tidy becuase he put all his trash on the floor.

    Whatr ever happened to the Tidy Bowl man anyway??
     
  7. Old Geezer

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    Found in Tucson.
     
  8. Reon

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    thats what got me excited!! it could vacuum up all my clothes and it could wash the clothes behind the laser in my next race! um would that be class legal having clothes washing behind the boat?
     
  9. Old Geezer

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    I have been dragged along behind the boat hanging on to the mainsheet after falling off the boat downwind in heavy air. Are you telling me now that this was illegal because I was wearing clothes and they were getting washed? Should I have undressed before falling off the boat?
     
  10. Reon

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    your clothes on your body are not there to enhance your performance .. my clothes hanging off the back of my boat are there to "dirty" the water behind me therefor making the boats behind me slower than me. (why not ... if it can vacuum my room)
     
  11. Old Geezer

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    Wouldn't it just be easier to keep a bag of dirt on the boat and throw it at your opponents?
     
  12. Reon

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    hey!!! now your on to something ... but would we have to buy our dirt through an approved Laser (R) supplier?!
     
  13. Old Geezer

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    Yeah. I'm afraid that the rules do imply that dirt must be from an approved maunfacturer. But Intensity Sails are selling practice dirt at a much lower price.
     
  14. Reon

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    BWHAHAHAHAHA old geezer that cracked me up!!! intensity sails :D I have also heard that Australian dirt is much stickier and dirtier than the American and English dirt? should they import Australian dirt at a premium?
     
  15. Old Geezer

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    How can that be true? There is supposed to be a builder's manual to ensure that all dirt is equal. Is some dirt more equal than others?
     
  16. Reon

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    well if you watch the show Ren and Stimpy .. they say Canadian dirt is the best.... my dogs seem to like eating Australian dirt .. but then they've never seen any other dirt.
     
  17. Old Geezer

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    If I can get enough interest, I'm thinking of importing a container load of Canadian dirt. The price per person should work out at around $5500 each. I imported some Canadian dirt last time I did CORK and it was some of the best dirt I ever threw. Let me know if you want some.
     
  18. gouvernail

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    This thread was supposed to be silly. You guys and your dirty minds are making this into inapropriate reading.
    Merrily??? Hellllp!!!
     
  19. Reon

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    inapropriate reading!!!!??!?! i have not seen the word Boobs once!!! ... oops ..... there it is.
     
  20. Old Geezer

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    Already 294 entries now for the 2008 Masters Worlds after only 4 days since it opened.

    Only 26 places left.

    Only 10 of the entries come from countries that were not once part of the British Empire.

    One of the sailor's is called Poopy.

    Register now or you will be sorry.
     

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