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    Hey, everyone! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

    This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

    Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
     
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    So this bear walks into a bar..

    The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."

    The bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"
     
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    Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

    ...just five more minutes.
     
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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years..

    Then we met.
     
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    I met my girlfriend in a Khoisan Language class..

    We instantly clicked.
     
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    Two men are talking about their new year's resolutions..

    Man #1: My new year's resolution was to get my wife pregnant.

    Man #2: Woah, that was my resolution too!

    Man #1: Really? I didn't know you were married...

    Man #2: I'm not.

    Man #1: Then how was your new year's resolution to get your wife pregnant?

    Man #2: I was talking about your wife.
     
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    If I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan..

    Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat. ‬
     

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