Powerboat dealers and gasoline dealers from across the US and Canada have lined up on the shores of lakes and rivers to protest the exposure of regular people to sailing. "What the hell are these free wind using freaks trying to do to us?" asked Stuie Schlablotnik of Gas Guzzler Stinkboats Inc. "We could be having these customers ourselves if it weren't for the exposure to a fun quiet and free experience on the water. Hell, just this morning I saw three groups of totally awsome babes riding on the bow of one of them rag boats. This has got to stop before EXXON makes only a few billion for the third quarter"