New Laser Bumper Sticker Ideas

Discussion in 'Laser Class Politics' started by gouvernail, Jun 26, 2007.

  1. gouvernail

    gouvernail Active Member

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    No way this thread was intended to be related to the Laser Class or politics.
    I am just looking for some clever bumper stickers I could use to draw attention to Laser sailing and specifically to promote my Easter laser regatta.

    The reason I asked for help relates to my current form of creative brainlock.

    All my ideas are either way too unacceptable or way too boooooring.

    I am looking for something that is slightly edgy and still astoundingly clever.


    The genesis of my new search for bumper stickers came from the back end of a big old nasty looking pickup truck . The young lady who was driving was wearing a cowboy hat and from where I sat in my truck she looked like a respectable person.....

    The bumper sticker said...

    If you are going to ride my A..
    At least pull my hair

    I could make a Laser sticker that finished "At least pull my mainsheet" or "At least hold my tiller" but...Too many people would find a way to be offended.

    So anyway. No offense to everybody so far but...

    None of the suggestions above really seems like it needs to be on 1000 bumpers.
    But some are close!!

    Keep trying!!!

    Sailing can always use another promotional tool!!

    ( Don't even think it>>>....I know where this goes..."Hey Fred ! Weren't you the promotional tool? and isn't that why you aren't anymore??")

    the internet is soooo fun.
     
  2. KdaP

    KdaP New Member

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    if your going to ride my transom ???????
     
  3. Wavedancer

    Wavedancer Upside down? Staff Member

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    DARK chocolate bunnies may good for you...
    Come and get them at the Easter Regatta
     
  4. KdaP

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    if youre going to win,
    do it at the easter regatta
    - and get your own chocolate bunny.

    yeah, its cheesy.
     
  5. Ribecca

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    Chocolate up,
     
  6. Ribecca

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    Fulfill your fantasies, Chocolate and Lasers,
     
  7. Ribecca

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    Ladies do it on their Lasers,
     
  8. Ribecca

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    Heavy air, vang on,
    with me at the Easter Laser Regatta
     
  9. Ribecca

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    Meet me between the sheets,
    At the Easter Laser Regatta
     
  10. Ribecca

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    My mom came up with this one, so it is probably too obscure for the younger set (including me).


    The rabbit died,
     
  11. Ribecca

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    Look Ma, both hands (and feet and the rest of me),


    OK, that is just totally cheesy.
     
  12. Ribecca

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    Roll, roll, roll your boat,
     
  13. Ribecca

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    Kinetics? We don't care about no stinkin' kinetics!
     
  14. Ribecca

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    You pump, and I'll pump too,
    At the East Laser Regatta
    (Then we'll go sailing!)
     
  15. Ribecca

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    Lasers, sail a bit of flash,
     
  16. Ribecca

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    Lasers, better results than the little blue pill,
     
  17. Ribecca

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    Picture of a beautiful girl.

    Her T-shirt says: Talk sailor to me at the Easter Laser Regatta.
     
  18. Ribecca

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    Get a big wet kiss when we toss the Hershey's
    At the Easter Laser Regatta
     
  19. Ribecca

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    Lasers! Better than sex! Not!
    But a close second at the Easter Laser Regatta.
     
  20. stick

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    aahhh, the energy of youth.
     

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